Colleague - Are you going to reply to that email? (request for some stupid additional work)
Me - No, my "f" key is broken and I'm going to need it at least three times in the next seven characters
Different colleague (higher grade) - Are you trying to make me look stupid?
Me - No - that's the one thing you're better than me at that
Yet another colleague (even higher grade) - Wow this is amazing - is it all your work?
Me - No, I googled "how to put this shit right" then copied and pasted
I'm really not cut out for office politics!!

News