A nun is walking down a quite village street late one foggy night, when she notices an old man leave the village pub and stagger down the road towards her.
It was well after closing time, and the man is obviously smashed off his pickle. The nun smiled inside as he zigzaged haphazardly down the path.
Before the nun has chance to bid the man a good evening, he lurched toward her and punched her hard in the mouth!!
The nun stumbled backward, with a hand to her now loose front teeth. Before she could say anything, the drunk regained has balance and swung a wild left hook, cuting her above the right eye, and knocking her to the ground.
The nun rolled over on the floor, and the drunk kicked her hard the ribs.
The nun lay there in pain and shock. The man leaned over her unsteadily, and said to her with a slurred voice and unfocussed eyes.............
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" Not so [expletive deleted] hard tonight, are you Batman!"
The Math of Hold'em
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best joke heard for ages
Playing poker for a living is largely about learning to take the rough with the jagged.
Batman wears a hood and a cape.....kinda like a nun wears a hood and a cape
 I'm laffin  You cannot grasp It; Nor can you get rid of iIt.
In not being able to get It, you get It. When you speak, It is silent; When you are silent It speaks
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