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[VP Pappy]

VP Pappy’s

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER

1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands
are out there before thee.

2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.

3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.

4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.

5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.

6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.

7. Thou shalt not commit all thy chips to the pot without the best hand.

8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.

9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.

10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.

"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy

Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy

[Damien]

Number seven's a little tricky.

[VP Pappy]

OK, how about this one for number 7.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou art willing to goest all-in.